I am running for president of Liberia in 2017 because Liberians, EVERY ONE OF US knows exactly who is stealing. WE KNOW! They are our friends, they are our relatives. We go to their lavish homes; we see their lavish cars, we know they cannot afford those things on their salary. But we go to church on Sunday with these same people and act like we are praying. The society is rotten to the core, and it needs drastic actions to fix it.
My entire platform is "Jail 'em and Hang 'em."
Every 3rd Friday is hanging Friday! I'm hanging b!atches!
I don't have time for strengthening the 3 branches of government. When I start hanging b!atches, the stealing will stop. Democracy does not work without discipline.
My first task in office is to build the capacity to jail 400,000 people. Yep that is 10% of the population. If you are a Muslim and you go to Mosque on Friday, pray for your relatives. If you are a Christian and you go to church on Sunday, pray for your relatives. On Friday, every 3rd Friday, I'm hanging some of them.
As peaceful as Jesus Christ was, so much so that even when they were arresting him he urged his followers not to resist. The ONLY time Jesus himself used violence was when he whipped the money changers (thieves and vipers) out of the Church. In Liberia, the church provides sanctuary to these same types of thieves and vipers.
Oh and my hanging strategy does not only apply to government workers. If the Bishop of the Methodist Church is convicted of stealing, I'm hanging his @ss too.
Child molesters and pedophiles, start walking towards the tree.
And no, I do not need a human rights lecture; every time a person steals from the government, they violate the human rights of every other Liberian: they deprive children of medicine, they deprive people of basic services. I will violate your @ss to hell.
I will offer a 90 day general amnesty provision:
You have 90 days to turn over your stolen property/money to the government. If I have to come after you for it, your @ss is grass, I'm putting you on the tree.
And don't think your money outside Liberia is safe; most of those transactions are electronic.
You will not be tortured, you will be hanged with dignity!
I bet you I can clean up this sh!t in 6 years. By the way, if you are offended by the few vulgar words in this announcement, vote for someone else, because you are obviously not offended by the vulgar stealing going on.